The book every young man should read to know that there is life after 30  

The book every old man should read to prove that  there is hope for us all. 

And the book every woman should read to confirm what she always suspected 

“that a man’s brain spends the majority of its life confined behind a zipper.” 

THE LIFE OF RIELLY

(John Rielly, that is!) 

“Jesus,” he swore to himself before self consciously looking up, smiling slightly and mouthing sorry towards the ceiling.  

"How do I get myself into these situations !

The ultimate adultery, sex with a bride of Christ !"

Ah well, he thought, "with all those brides Christ is a bigamist anyway, So Sod Him !"

By Terry Mason